Hookups Near Me? 3 Weird Hacks to Get Laid Tonight

Everyone comes to a point where your horniness gets the better of you, and you're looking for the quickest, easiest way to bust a nut.

Usually, that consists of putting on some porn and using your hand to get to work.

Masturbation, while amazing, can get really boring.

Sometimes you need a warm body to hold, caress, kiss, and more, instead of just fantasizing about it, or more likely, watching someone else do it on your phone.

Instead of spending another night alone, why not find a hookup tonight?

It's more than possible, you just have to know the tips and tricks men who get laid whenever they want to use.

Lucky for you, we're going to share a few those with you.

Here's some of the most effective ways to truly get laid tonight and find women whenever you want!


The first secret you have to know about is one of the best hookup sites online.

If you've never tried online dating or joining a hookup site, you're missing out.

Believe it or not, it's one of the easiest ways to meet women and chat them up instantly without worrying about nerves. There's no risk any time you send a message because you're not face-to-face with them, so even if you get rejected, it doesn't feel as bad as an in-person rejection.

Plus, women on these type of sites are all searching for the same thing you are -- a one-night-stand, casual sex, a fuckbuddy, and all of the above.

While meeting women in real life is always better, and the ideal, you can't ever be sure if they're going to want to hook up with you or be down for a no-strings-attached situation.

On a site like MeetBang, however, that's all women are looking for.

When you create your free account, you'll get access to thousands of female profiles from all over, but obviously, you'd want to filter for women in your location.

Once you do that, I'm sure you'll be delightfully surprised at the number of women in your area. Women you might've never seen around town could be on there, and best of all, they're all willing and ready to fuck.

Visiting the site on a lonely night could lead to a great hookup if you use the site wisely and know your way around a conversation.

Visit a Hotel Bar

The next tip we have for you is to visit your local hotel bar.

It may sound weird, and you might be thinking "Why a hotel bar? Why not just a regular bar?"

Well, here's why.

Women you find in a hotel bar are deliberately looking to hook up, or, they're considering it. Some women use this strategy to get laid themselves and visit hot hotel bars in their city even if they're not staying there.

Hotel bars are becoming popular again, so you can bet you'll find some sexy women drinking in there, either or alone or with friends.

The reason is that they know they'll find men available for one-night-stands since most of them will be on business trips or visiting town.

Although you're not on business or traveling, you can still land a hookup by dressing up a bit, hitting the bar, and making conversation with a lovely woman.

Of course, your best bet is to try your luck with a woman you see sitting by herself. In this situation, you'll always want to offer to buy her a drink to up your chances. As a conversation starter, you can ask what she's doing in town, or if she's from there.

When she asks you the same, just be honest. It's an attractive quality, and she'll find you refreshing for telling the truth -- that you came just to drink and find a pretty girl.

From there, make sure you're clearly flirting with her, and if she continues the conversation and doesn't turn you away, you're at a pretty good start to getting laid.

Go to the Grocery Store!

Another odd place to meet a woman, and hopefully hook up with her, is the grocery store.

Now, hear me out -- there's always women shopping in the grocery store. How many times have you took a trip to the store and seen a handful of women you thought were hot?


However, there are a few things you need to take note of before you approach a woman in a grocery store.

First, make sure she doesn't have a family.

You can usually tell if she's, well, with her kids, or, if she seems to be buying in bulk, or buying a lot of groceries that a single woman wouldn't need.

Next thing is you want to make sure she isn't married, since you can't really tell if someone has a boyfriend/girlfriend by just looking at them, but if they're married, they may have a wedding ring attached to their ring finger.

If she doesn't have one, then it's fair game to assume she may be single.

Now, how exactly do you approach a woman in the grocery store with the intention of hooking up with her?

Well, first of all, glances are everything. There's no better way to send a signal to a woman that you're into her than with your eyes.

Once you've got her attention, it's time to make a move. Strike up a conversation about something she has in her cart; anything you could make something out of long enough to hold a decent conversation.

Common interests are one of the best ways to get someone to like you.

You could even take a late-night trip to the nearest grocery store where you know everyone goes to pick up their liquor on a Friday night.

The next time you want to pick up something for yourself, take a look around the alcohol aisle for more than your favorite bottle of wine for something even sweeter.

Just make sure to NEVER leave without getting her number!

Sarah is online and wants to hook up.