NASA to Public: Dating BBW's more dangerous than previously thought

Big Girls Ride Harder

You might have a heard the saying that a brick and a feather will fall at the same speed due to gravity, in a vacuum. Of course, we don’t live in a vacuum, and the fact of the matter is, big girls ride harder. A chubby BBW is simply wielding much more mass than a skinny or the average girl.

While traditional sex positions can be executed very safely with a BBW, having a BBW on top can quickly become dangerous. Having a large beluga ride on top can cause general injury due to the force exerted by her downswing. While general injuries and pain are a serious nuisance, injuries to your penis can be downright devastating. Under no circumstances, should you let a BBW ride so hard that you risk them coming down hard and either bending (or breaking) your dick.

While having chubby girls on top might be fun, your best bet is to play it safe and choose a different sex position. Play it safe boys, you’ll thank me later.

Big Girls have Big Appetites

It’s so secret that BBWs have big appetites, after all, eating is what caused them to acquire their mass. But the last thing you want to do is let a hippo or other kind of BBW species into your house if you’re not adequately prepared to feed it promptly. Angry Hippos and wildebeests can become cranky, rude, and downright violent when not fed in accordance with their regular feeding schedule.

Big Girls will make the bed sag

Newton discovered gravity in 1718, and still while physicists try to reconcile quantum mechanics and the inner-workings of gravity, one thing hasn’t changed - big girls will absolute make your bed sag. Bed sagging might not sound like a significant or real problem - but let me assure you folks, it is very real and very serious. A BBW occupying your bed for extended periods can cause lasting damage.

Most of all, the biggest problem with BBWs spending the night is that their mass will physically warp the bed such that theirs is no level surface for you to sleep on. Throughout the night you may find yourself rolling towards the BBW due to the warped space-time, ahem, I mean warped mattress surface.

The only real protection against a BBW warping your bed surface is to invest in a high-quality Tempurpedic mattress that can withstand large fluctuations in weight distribution. Bottom-line, when dating a BBW you need a high-quality mattress to ensure adequate sleep.

Big Girls need love too

You might be wondering, with all the risks associated with dating a BBW how do everyday people like you and me deal with the unique challenged of BBW hookups. The answer lies in the fact that these big wonderful girls need love too. With a lack of men willing to step up and commit to a big girl hookup, BBWs are left helpless in the wild to fend for themselves.

When you extend an olive leaf and show a BBW that you’re willing to hookup, she will be incredibly gracious and supportive, often going great lengths to satisfy you sexually. And that’s what makes BBW hookups so rewarding: neglected BBWs will give you the absolute best hookup of your life. Don’t believe me? Join JustHookup tonight and find out for yourself.

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